osointricate:

do you think there’s an alien race out there somewhere that have alien lore and it’s all

"they are probably soft and tanish pink with just one mouth and walk on two legs or something gross and their names are like Bob and Margaret"

"omg Zarton, what kind of name is Margaret?"

"Obviously an alien one."

whoa. I think I just entered a new plane of enlightenment

Anonymous asked:

Who was phone???

I’m sorry but I really have no idea what you’re talking about at all.  Is this a reference to a post? Please try again or I will feel guilty my whole entire life about not understanding some poor anon who just wanted to ask me a question and I failed them! 

My friend Deven thought she was late to to class but she was actually 20 minutes early.  She sat down in the wrong class and is now too embarrassed to get up and leave! She’s just gonna sit through 20 minutes of unrelated lecture and then her class = )

canadican:

rider-waite:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

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